Häwwi Meddl for lörnas...

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  1. black

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    The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinkssome
    beers and fucks the princess
    GRIND METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for
    about 2 minutes and then leaves...
    POWER METAL:
    The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon,
    saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
    THRASH METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks
    her....... easy and quick
    FOLK METAL:
    The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
    flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all
    the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
    VIKING METAL:
    The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe,
    cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle andburnsthe place before he leaves
    DEATH METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and killsher,
    then leaves
    BLACK METAL:
    The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it inthe
    front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a
    ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess
    GORE METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in thefront
    of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her
    dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for
    the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
    DOOM METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he
    never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragoneats
    his body and the princess as well
    PROGRESSIVE METAL:
    The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the
    dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the
    princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned inthe
    last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking
    for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
    GLAM METAL:
    The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance andlets
    him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castlein
    a beautiful pink color
    INDUSTRIAL METAL:
    The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures
    towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by securityguards.
     
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  3. black

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  4. maverick

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    ich kannte es noch net^^:D und finds gut :p:D
     
  5. black

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    *mavknuddel* :):):)
     
  6. maverick

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    *reknuddl* :D
     
  7. FOREVER_MA

    FOREVER_MA W:O:A Metalgod

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    also halten wir fest ... dieses Thema, Maverick und Black sind ALT !!

    *schnellrausrennt*
     
  8. black

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    *krückstocknachMAwerf* :p
     
  9. Goddess_of_the_nightdawn

    Goddess_of_the_nightdawn W:O:A Metalmaster

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    MAN IST SO ALT WIE MER SICH FÜHLT!!! *anmerk* :D :D :D :) :)
     

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