so das hat mir en kumpel geschickt hab aber leider keine übersetzung dafür!
About 14 months ago, one of the local rave DJs, Phonosys, disappeared
completely after leaving the local boozer.
This week, they found him.
Or rather, his mummified remains, trapped between the walls of the club
that
I frequent. Evidently, he had managed to wriggle in for as yet
undetermined
reasons, and suffered positional asphyxiation. He was some 23 feet into
the
wall, between the drywall and foundation wall. The lack of air and
conditions lead to the mummification of his remains.
Statements released are basically stating that the only reason he was
found
was due to a recent public smoking ban. The sudden absence of smoke in
the
club lead to increased complaints of a foul order, and upon
investigation by
a duct cleaning company using remote sensing cameras, the body was
discovered.
And to think I've been drinking there all this time, assuming that foul
order was simply rancid beer and stale smoke.
About 14 months ago, one of the local rave DJs, Phonosys, disappeared
completely after leaving the local boozer.
This week, they found him.
Or rather, his mummified remains, trapped between the walls of the club
that
I frequent. Evidently, he had managed to wriggle in for as yet
undetermined
reasons, and suffered positional asphyxiation. He was some 23 feet into
the
wall, between the drywall and foundation wall. The lack of air and
conditions lead to the mummification of his remains.
Statements released are basically stating that the only reason he was
found
was due to a recent public smoking ban. The sudden absence of smoke in
the
club lead to increased complaints of a foul order, and upon
investigation by
a duct cleaning company using remote sensing cameras, the body was
discovered.
And to think I've been drinking there all this time, assuming that foul
order was simply rancid beer and stale smoke.
