Barbie's menstruation

[LXE]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Anyways now can barbie stick her whole hand in to her new cunt...dude who found out barbies menstruation didnt know that it will cause mass barbies masturbation orgy that can cause death by masturbation of milion poor barbies on this world...how terrible.

This can be the end of those creatures without nipples...barbies would die of masturbation and kens would have to lead gay life and die by the sword...

Word

 

[dittohead]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Anyways now can barbie stick her whole hand in to her new cunt...dude who found out barbies menstruation didnt know that it will cause mass barbies masturbation orgy that can cause death by masturbation of milion poor barbies on this world...how terrible.

This can be the end of those creatures without nipples...barbies would die of masturbation and kens would have to lead gay life and die by the sword...

thats reallly poetic

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Can a man or a woman really die because of masturbation?

*scared*

 

[DarthFreak]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Can a man or a woman really die because of masturbation?

*scared*

sure, if you forget stuff like eating and uhm breathing while doing "it"

 

[Hammered_gods]

Seems like Sodomy will hardly sleep since my post

 

[Hammered_gods]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Can a man or a woman really die because of masturbation?

*scared*

Ask the nearest priest he will give you good advice

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Can a man or a woman really die because of masturbation?

*scared*

Yes, you can! which is why I never masturbate while standing at the end of a cliff.

 

[calonderiel]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Can a man or a woman really die because of masturbation?

*scared*

No you can't. Not directly at least... I'd know

 

[berserkur]

bwahahah! I´m posting this at the icelandic forum

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Can a man or a woman really die because of masturbation?

*scared*

see that´s what they teach you in those catholic countries

 

[Hammered_gods]

Yeah Sodomy is maybe from religious country....

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Anyways now can barbie stick her whole hand in to her new cunt...dude who found out barbies menstruation didnt know that it will cause mass barbies masturbation orgy that can cause death by masturbation of milion poor barbies on this world...how terrible.

This can be the end of those creatures without nipples...barbies would die of masturbation and kens would have to lead gay life and die by the sword...

if a word of this was correct English, it would be ruined. Bravo!

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

In the last 5 years I've had only one girlfriend, and only during a couple of days. If I've survived all this time, seems that I'll never die because of masturbating overdose

 

[Sodomy&Lust]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
Yeah Sodomy is maybe from religious country....

I belong to the 3 or 4% of the spanish people who hasn't even been baptised, so shut the fuck up!!

 

[Warthog]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
In the last 5 years I've had only one girlfriend, and only during a couple of days. If I've survived all this time, seems that I'll never die because of masturbating overdose

then you, sir, are a true professional who has learned the correct techniques! You are a Master Masturbator!

 

[Hammered_gods]

Originally posted by Warthog


if a word of this was correct English, it would be ruined. Bravo!

Fuck the rules !!!!