Alrek's Future For Europe

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  1. Zombi

    Zombi W:O:A Metalmaster

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    So yeah, I hear Alrek is very excited about getting totally shit-faced for the what appears to be the first time.

    the problem with this is he has had to wait too long for this and will probably drink WAY TOO MUCH.

    Which will cause him to puke up EVERYWHEREand most likely, as we'll all be sitting in a group when that happens, over all of us. this, being totally disgusting and we also very inebriated will cause us to start vomiting as well. Neighbors in wacken are always nearby, they in turn, upon seeing us vomiting will begin to hurl up their insides.

    Blasting chunks will spread like wildfire though wacken, worse than the mud from last year, we will all be drenched in it.

    http://tinyurl.com/d4tn2

    Eventually it will spread to wacken town. Wacken will be covered in vomit. Innocent people driving by will turn the stomach upside down and start vomiting all over their steering wheels....the vomiting will spread to the highways, and eventually to the more populated areas and then of course...

    hamburg will be awash in foul smelling, half liquid, extra chunky puke.

    this puke will roll onwards like a putrid lava flowing through the streets.

    It will moslty end up in the Elbe river. Everything north from there a giant mass of regurgitated food and beer.

    http://tinyurl.com/7uf54

    eventually, as the city's cleaning services will fall apart due to the onslaught of barfing, the elbe will overflow with upchucked mass and will spread out towards the rest of europe, faster than Napoleon, Hitler and Pokemon put together.

    spew, keck, retched up matter will cover the landscape, making the whole of europe look like france.

    so please, Alrek, do us a favour. and don't drink too much the first night.
     
  2. Sodomy&Lust

    Sodomy&Lust W:O:A Metalmaster

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    You're kind of disgusting.... but that's cool :D

    Alrek, pay no attention to this thread, please :D
     
  3. Zombi

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    but it's important he does! This future is a distinct possibility.
     
  4. Alrek

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    :eek:


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    I...see...so I should do my hurling where no one can notice? I can do that :p

    I will videotape my drunk and disorderly conduct, as I sometimes talk to myself, for the benefit of anyone who wants to see, and because I always wanted to be an internet celebrity.
     
  5. MetalCommando

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    we'll take care of your drunken ass
     
  6. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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  7. dittohead

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    he's describing my first wacken :D
     
  8. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    True indeed :D
     
  9. dittohead

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    maybe alrek is a lady :D
     
  10. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    You wish :p ;)
     
  11. dittohead

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    yeah :( :D
    norwegians are hot! :D the norwegian eurovision lady...yummy :D
     
  12. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    but alrek is not a norwegian!!! :confused: :p
     
  13. dittohead

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    i know! :D
    but hes not a girl either :D

    so hes no use to me :D
     
  14. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    I should think so as well :D
     
  15. dittohead

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    but then again i did meet some crazy danes on my first wacken :D
     

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