Alert for all males -watch out!

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  1. Goofy

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    Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

    There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it is generally in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to.

    Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men might be stung for their life's worth in a familiar scam known as "a relationship" apparently men are easier victims for this scam after the "beer" has been
    administered and have already been sexually attacked.

    However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly-affected like-minded guys. For the
    nearest support group near you just look up 'Public House' in the yellow pages.
     
  2. ShizzoKrause

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    I must admit, that I have been a victim to that evil thing before :(:(:(
     
  3. Carpathian_Wolf

    Carpathian_Wolf W:O:A Metalmaster

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    Hm..I know of this also..it happened to a friend of mine too...:(
     
  4. Supercharger

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    same here..but the one I woke up with wasn't bad at all :D
     
  5. Warthog

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    I've also heard that one of the more serious, long-term aftereffects of this evil "beer" is having strange women you don't remember calling you up and claiming that you're the father of their children. The horror!

    I'll never be taken like this again! No more beer for me ever!

    ...

    hahahahahahahahahahaha...
     
  6. Wackianne

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    Ooohh, poor guys! :(


    :(...:rolleyes:...*offers some champagne as comfort...*


    ...


    ...


    *evil grin*
     
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  7. Lvsitanno

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    I have read some issues on that and it seems like banana milk shakes are the antidote to that evil drink...

    Wackianne, nice fishes you got there... :o
     
  8. Fallen_Knight

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    Never happened to me ;)
     
  9. Carpathian_Wolf

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  10. Maraska

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    Oh no!
    Do you know of a kind of "beer" wich is colourless and tastes like.. Vodka?


    So it appened to me too :(
     
  11. Morgenurin

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    LOL
    I wanna see the woman who'll rape me :D
     
  12. Goofy

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    OK, I send her to you. She comes from china and was a member of the Chinese swimming team of 1980 ;)
    have fun! *lol*
     
  13. Neverhead

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    Urghh... cheap wines are much more evil than beer, can anybody say "Chateau de Migraine"?
     
  14. Warthog

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    Good thing you don't have to worry about that until the next morning, eh?
     
  15. monochrom

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    *Is quite stupid and very easy prey*

    Oh champagne, that's nice! Thx.

    *Has a sip and immediately loses self-control and is available for very bad things*
     

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