5 things forum game

[Nemesiss]

careful..or ill get denise to kick you

ok... uhm... she was what 1,65 and tiny right.... well i'm the opposite... 1,80 and not tiny (but i'm not fat either) so i don't think denise is going to kick my ass..... *evil grin* nor will you

 

[Alrek]

ok... uhm... she was what 1,65 and tiny right.... well i'm the opposite... 1,80 and not tiny (but i'm not fat either) so i don't think denise is going to kick my ass..... *evil grin* nor will you

You called it with the first answer Nemesis. I'm a scatter-brain .

As for Dittohead's question, in order of probability of working:

1. CHOCOLATE
2. Concern about matters she has previously discussed with you
3. Being frank, open, not coming off as fake
4. Compliments (dress, not features )
5. Flowers

5 ways to get me to remember to ask a question after spitting out 5 answers.

 

[Carpathian_Wolf]

You called it with the first answer Nemesis. I'm a scatter-brain .

As for Dittohead's question, in order of probability of working:

1. CHOCOLATE
2. Concern about matters she has previously discussed with you
3. Being frank, open, not coming off as fake
4. Compliments (dress, not features )
5. Flowers

5 ways to get me to remember to ask a question after spitting out 5 answers.

1 drill a hole in your head
2 slap you with a frozen wet fish
3 chop your head off with my axe
4 smash your head into a wall
5 feed you to the lions



5 Ways to kill a vegan straightedge hardcore lover

 

[Alrek]

1 drill a hole in your head
2 slap you with a frozen wet fish
3 chop your head off with my axe
4 smash your head into a wall
5 feed you to the lions



5 Ways to kill a vegan straightedge hardcore lover

1. grind alive and make into sausages
2. dice alive and make into hamburgers
3. dress him/her up as a dog and send to Korea
4. dress him/her up as a whale and send to Japan
5. Why are you asking me this when you have an axe?!

5 ways to make sure that axe doesn't get anywhere near my neck.

 

[MetalCommando]

1. grind alive and make into sausages
2. dice alive and make into hamburgers
3. dress him/her up as a dog and send to Korea
4. dress him/her up as a whale and send to Japan
5. Why are you asking me this when you have an axe?!

5 ways to make sure that axe doesn't get anywhere near my neck.

1. be nice
2. don't whine much
3. next time you see us, get Mike a beer or 10
4. put yourself under my protection
5. run

 

[Alrek]

1. be nice
2. don't whine much
3. next time you see us, get Mike a beer or 10
4. put yourself under my protection
5. run

5 ways to do #4 in the quoted text.

 

[Quark]

5 ways to do #4 in the quoted text.

1. Don't know
2. Really don't know
3. Honestly don't know
4. Really honnestly don't know
5. Sorry, what was the question?

5 non violent ways to make me remember the asnwer to the previous question:

 

[MetalCommando]

5 ways to do #4 in the quoted text.

1. bow and swear allegiance

2-5 see above

 

[Alrek]

1. Don't know
2. Really don't know
3. Honestly don't know
4. Really honnestly don't know
5. Sorry, what was the question?

5 non violent ways to make me remember the asnwer to the previous question:

Trick question: it doesn't need to be answered any longer.

5 ways to get me drunk enough to swear allegiance to anyone.

 

[MetalCommando]

Trick question: it doesn't need to be answered any longer.

5 ways to get me drunk enough to swear allegiance to anyone.

1. free beer
2. free vodca
3. free whiskey
4. free gin
5 free cognac

5 ways to scare my boss

 

[Alrek]

1. free beer
2. free vodca
3. free whiskey
4. free gin
5 free cognac

5 ways to scare my boss

1. I dress up as a demon, my voice alone can be made scary
2. (only if company is publicly traded) do a prank where the company's share price falls, and he panics
3. Hire chavs to fuck up his car
4. Fake summons for his testimony in a murder trial
5. Jump out from behind his desk when he enters the room

5 ways to pwn a n00b (different ones please)