Mjollnirs Beerday Thread!

[Mjollnir]

Yesterday was my 17th...

I didn't recieve much of anything from back home... just added to my misanthropy.... how lame is this? Making my own bday thread...

Nobody cares!!! Ok, so it's down the street not accoss the road?

I'm off to go get drunk in depressive lonliness now.

Goodbye.

EDIT: Nooooooo I have to actually go to my German course I don't like it there, it smells like a Turkish restaurant on a fucking hot day and minus the food smells.... lol

 

[Zombi]

You have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.
You got the AIDS.
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
It isn’t clear, but what we’re certain of is that you have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
I’m sorry, I wish it was something less serious, but it’s AIDS.
You’ve got the AIDS.

Happy birthday, i guess...

 

[agresionpower]

You have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.
You got the AIDS.
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
It isn’t clear, but what we’re certain of is that you have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Be sure that you see that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
I’m sorry, I wish it was something less serious, but it’s AIDS.
You’ve got the AIDS.

Happy birthday, i guess...

I guess it wasn't that happy at all...

 

[Mjollnir]

I guess it wasn't that happy at all...

You're not reading enough into this...

I didn't know I had AIDS, but Zombi did... ponder this!

Oh yes, it was a great day... Zombi can tell you all about our sexual escapades. Too bad he gave me AIDS....

Come to Wacken and you can take them back


That's the gayest thing I've ever said...

What the fuck?!

 

[gnoff]

You're not reading enough into this...

I didn't know I had AIDS, but Zombi did... ponder this!

Oh yes, it was a great day... Zombi can tell you all about our sexual escapades. Too bad he gave me AIDS....

Come to Wacken and you can take them back


That's the gayest thing I've ever said...

What the fuck?!

I usually wear pink at Wacken.
How's that for gay?

 

[Mjollnir]

Well...

Pink is not a really gay colour at all. It was first used in conjunction with homosexuals by the Nazis in their concentration camps (with homosexuals having to wear a pink triangle on their uniform, Jews two yellow triangles (to make the Star of David)).

Subsequently this affiliation lasted! How very odd...

So you want the AIDS now?

 

[main_unit]

are you a giver? or a taker?

heavy beerday dude

 

[agresionpower]

are you a giver? or a taker?

heavy beerday dude

well if he gives away aids he probably is a giver isn't he?

 

[Mjollnir]

well if he gives away aids he probably is a giver isn't he?

I like to think of it as "spreading the love"...

My genorosity is astounding...

 

[agresionpower]

I like to think of it as "spreading the love"...

My genorosity is astounding...

gay indeed...

 

[Mjollnir]

gay indeed...

Just think of it like Power Metal... gay, yet apparently not!


Somehow I can tell I'm going to be losing this battle...