How to swear in Norwegian. (some nasty language maybe)

[Kroppus]

After beeing asked about norwegian swearwords around on the list's here i've decided to start this thread. :) I'll try to ad one new word everyday, at least as long as i'm connected to the net.
This is not for the fainthearted, specially since a norwegian swearing can be both an amusing and scary experience.
So here we go...

Hestkuk=Horsedick
Kukhode\Kukhue=Dickhead
Faen\fanden= the Devil.
Fitte= cunt

So the new Ford (or was it Honda) Fitta was withdrawn while they figure out a new name for it. For who would drive around in a car with a name of "that cunt"? Would have been a good laugh for us anyway.

Just another thing: There's one idiot that is posting here. He don't know norwegian, he steals them from IRC and who else is tht but Thor?
So i'm putting the idiot on IGNORE, feel free to do the same if you get annoyed by him.

[Thor]

_

[Kroppus]

Sorry my dad's dead. Do you know what it means??

If you're going to try to impress me, you've chosen the wrong person. Thor is ignored.
Stealing norwegian from IRC is lame.
Specially if you don't even know what you're saying. :p

[Thor]

Dra til helvete
Forpulte hestkuk!
kuk
tispe

[Thordis V.]

Uh... kinda nice thread. What I use to say to all people getting on my nerves is a simply hold tata (works cool with swedes - unfortunaly I'm always having problems with them - just because of my norwegian?)

[Kroppus]

Thordis V. : Thanks for your support.

Shut up = Hold Kjeft \ klapp igjen
Go to hell = Dra til Helvete
Kss my ass = Kyss mæ i ræva (Æ = ae)

This is actually a place in norway http://www.hell.com
That's where we took our pictures when i got married.
:) A marriage made in Hell. :)

[Thordis V.]

One of the first things you learn in foregein languages is insulting... unfortunally!

[Kroppus]

Thordis : You're as always qutie right. Swearing is after all a normal thing for most humans. :)

Ok today's swearing/nasty words. :)

kveithau = big flat fish's head (usually used about some idiot)
baillmonster = not a nice person :)
kuksuger = dicksucker

[Necrocunt]

cool threat.... :)
so, kroppus, am i right when i say that i am a Necrofitte? ;)
or a dödfitte?????? :D hrhr, sorry.... *g*

[Thordis V.]

:D Well I studied some nice words too... like jeg elsker deg... :D :D :D

[ThorS]

learnng norwegian would be quite nice, but only these words wont help when i´m (hopefully) going there.....


*gggg*

[Kroppus]

LOL.. So i guess i have to learn away some other norwegian words to then. :)

Necrocunt = Daufitte or Dødfitte, but the first one sounds better.

Har du en øl? = Do you got a beer for me?
Hvor er dassen? = Wheres the toilet?
Skål for faen = Cheers\Proost for the devil. It's just a saying. :)
Hvordan har du det? = How are you doing?
Jeg må spy... = I've got to puke.......
Jeg elsker deg = I love you
Fest = Party
Full = drunk
Skitfull = Deaddrunk

any other questions? Just bring them on.. :)
*got a slow working brain today,, *
It's FRIDAY PARTY PARTY!!

[Thordis V.]

Jeg ikke har en øl :(

Jeg vil gjerne ha en brød.

Det som en gang var.....

Hvad heiter du?

Min elske har min norsk bok på lærer.

Forti jeg snakker norsk bare litt.....

Adjø! :D

[Kroppus]

Thordis : I hope you didn't mean that :))

Jeg ikke har en øl (Jeg har ikke ne\noe øl)
I don't have a beer. To bad.,,, :)
Jeg vil gjerne ha en brød. (je vil gjerne ha ett brød)
I want one bread.
Det som en gang var.....
That wich once was....
Hvad heiter du? (Hva heter du?\Ka heiter du?)
What's your name?
Min elske har min norsk bok på lærer. (this one is hard to guess)
My lover has mine norwegian book on the teacher, (i guess he had it coming then:) )
Forti jeg snakker norsk bare litt..... (fordi jeg snakker bare litt norks)
Because i only speak a bit norwegian..

Adjø
Bye

*smiles*
Ha ei god helg. = Have a good weekend

[Thordis V.]

I meant 'for learinig' oh yes, without 'r' ...
på lære

[ThorS]

keep on writing!

im sure i can go to norway soon if you feep up with th work!!

but i guess thordis will be faster....

*ggg*

[Thordis V.]

eh he... who pays the cost? Flying there is expensive...

[ThorS]

some friends of mine went there by car....

only a few thousend kilometers

[Thordis V.]

as petrol is getting cheaper and cheaper.... :D

[Kroppus]

Thordis is almost ready to go here. :))

BAKRUS = Hangover (guess what i did this weekend?)
Fyllesjuk = Really bad hangover
Full = Drunk
Dritafull = Dead drunk
Tryna = Fell on the face while drunk (no i didn't do that) :)
Bananbøyer = The guy that bends the bananas so that the EU will accept them :)) It's really a normal job.. :))
Rompis = Homosexual or a member of Hammerfall (it's the same)
Utlsitt = really tiered

Ha en fortsatt fin kveld = Have a good evening.

CY

[xantia]

great!!! :D
i wanna be in norway for about 3 weeks this summer... so i think i may "need" this stuff ;)

[Kroppus]

Where in Norway are you planning to go?
Tell me if Trondheim is included. And i might give you some adresses to some people. Since i'll probably be in Denmark or Germany most of the summer. :)
Ain't quite sure where i'll end up yet :)

[xantia]

hm.. there's still no exact route planned.. but, thanx! :)
if you wanna come to austria some time, just tell me ;)

[Kroppus]

xantia : i might do that. :) It's been to long time since i was in Austria, and to top it off i was there with my parents. :(
Well i managed to get lost (???) a few times and had a good time after all.

Faens til haupine = A hell of a headache (or hangover)
Tørst = Thirsty
Vann (usually said early in the morning) = WATER!!! NOW!
Har du no mat? = Do you got anything (i) can eat?

These sometimes follows each other.
Du er søt = You're pretty
Du er drit pen = You're really pretty
Mitt eller ditt telt? = mine or your tent?


Well... That's it for now.. :)
Keep some questions popping by here.. :)
*finds it hard to think for the time*

[Sodomy&Lust]

What happens, Kroppus? Have you finished your lesson?.

This is like a "coitus interruptus". :(

[Kroppus]

It's been a time, but i've been pretty buzy or\and fucked up..
:) Take your pick...

Takras = snow falling from the roof, used about a really ugly person.

Knull mæ i øret = Fuck my ear

Et trana di = Eat your codliveroil. (it tastes like shit)

Fli dæ = Go and clean yourself up. (meaning...GO AWAY)

At foreildran itj bryr sæ = Why don't their parents care a bit about them.. Usually used about someone acting like a kid.

[Thordis V.]

*laughs* At home I have a norwegian phrase book (which my b/f has now) and a course for self-teaching. I guess I'll do a lesson today....

[Kroppus]

As you might have guessed it's a lot of stuff going on right now..

So no Bullshit (oksedritt) here it goes... :))

Kor faen e telte mitt?? = Where the hell is my tent

Ka e klokka? = What's the time?

God morgen = Good Morning

Morn = Short for good morning, but it don't have to mean it's a good one.

Drittsækk = (lit.) Bag of shit. Used about bastards and English politicans.....

[xpet]

LOL
Cant help myself, but that Norwegian (or even Danish) stuff sounds always so friendly to my ears... :D :D
whatta great thread!!

[Kroppus]

*smiles* Thanks xpet. But as you know, we're friendly people. Unless someone steals our alcohol. :))
Norwegian and Danish in writing is built on the same language.

Mat!!! = Food, NOW!!

Æ e sulten = I'm hungry (or starving since some of us don't realise it until after a few days)

Kor i hælvete e dassen?? = Where the hell is the toilet? (Usually needed quite quickly)

Skjitbra = really good (shite-good)

Dødsrått = Even better (Death-raw)

:) I never claimed norwegian words in a direct translation makes that much sense :)
Have a good weekend.

[Alarikh]

I just came across this thread few minutes ago
- and i have to say a huge thanks to Kroppus!!!!

I've started to study Norwegian a couple of months ago; I'm on a beginner' level right now, having really hard time with Norwegian pronounciation (i've been to Norway at Inferno Fetival lately and it' waaaay to hard to understand what you say over there - but i don't give up). Another problem is the lack of somebody who might teach me eeee let's say "politically not correct" Norwegian. I certainly don't want to ask my teacher (who is a really nice young woman) how to say phrases like "jeg har lyst til å knulle" :), "svarte helvete", etc. So you seem to be of a great help to me :)))

As i, being a dilligent student will learn all your earlier lesson, i will surely ask for more :)

Hjertelig takk.

[Kroppus]

Alarikh : You was at Inferno?? Cool. Did you get to see Windir??
*was one of the 200 that didn't get in* Still Carpathian Forest and Behemoth was the best i think :)
http://www.windir.no (this time it's actually possible to find something on the pages too. :)
Thanks for the kind words. Just ask and i'll do my best. But i sometimes mix my owndialect into the norwegian here. To me it sounds so much nicer, and it will help you to recognise me. :)

For ei dame.. = What a woman

Klø mæ på ryggen = Would you scratch my back?

Ikke bit = Don't bite

Kæm spælle no? = Who's playing now?

Vil du værra me mæ heim? = Do you want to go come with me to my home?


That's enough on a mondy...

*trenger noen øl*

[Thordis V.]

I started my third capter of my course... hvad sier du, Håkon? - Når har det skjedd, du har blitt bestemor! ... and so on...

[Kroppus]

Thordis, what book is that? I read the sentence in one go and i laughed so i had tears coming out of my eyes. Gratulations BTW.
Soon you'll be able to help me with the grammar i guess. :)

hva sier du, Håkon?(What are you saying Haakon?(It's a man's name)) - Når har det skjedd, du har blitt bestemor!(When did it happen, you've become a grandmother?) ... and so on...


So please go on and post a bit more from your lessons. Specially if they're like this. :)

[Thordis V.]

It's from Langenscheid - it's the chapter that Haakon calls his svigermor and tell's her about the news. Next chapter is about that Fru Holm (svigermor) drives to the hospital and visits her daughter.

I don't study the grammar a lot. I used to learn Italian and English with little grammar, I'm also bad at German grammar, but I know all 3 languages very well and always had good marks at school, also at the end (matura).

[Alarikh]

Kroppus:

Yea, overall Inferno was awesome for me. It was the first time i've been to Scandinavia (i travelled through Sweden), and the first time i've been to foreign metalfest. (Uuuuuh, what a horrible prices you have there in Norway)....I think Behemoth blew everyone away; having never head their CDs before the festival, but only reading all sorts of accusations of Behemoth being "posers..blablabla" i was astonished how fantastic they were onstage! And to be honest, about 80% of other bands were also very good. (Aeternus!!! Carpathian Forest!!!Lost in Time!!! 1349!!!)As for Windir - i don't have any special memories about them :-(

Now i seriously think going to Wacken.....

[Kroppus]

Alarikh : Yepps.. most of the bands really rocked. And this is the only real metalfest in norway. Dimmu Borgir is the only posers that was there if you ask for my opinion. They're doing a so calld Norwegian tour this month and Trondheim where i live is the 4.th largest city here with only ca. 150 000 people living in it. The idiots demanded 80 000.- nkr (10 000,. Euro) to play here. The last time Immortal played they wanted 8000 nkr (1000 euro) and planetickets back and forth. And YES Norway is the most expensive country in the world. I think we've beaten Japan on that list now. Guess why i'm moving to Denmark???

To day we're going to take some typical norwegian words. :)

Camping = Camping
Snack Bar = Snack Bar
Fast food = Fast food
Junk Food = Junk Food
Supermarked = Supermarket
Donald Duck = Donald Duck
Bad = Bath
Dårlig = Bad
Stinker = Stinks\really bad
Suger = Sucks\Reallt really bad
Vodka = Vodka

As you can see from some of these words. The vikings made an everlasting impression on most of the people they met. Why else would they take up norwegian words lke this into their language?

Ok.. :) I got a bit of a hangover today..
So it's just this :))

Later

[Alarikh]

Kroppus:
Yes, Dimmus were nothing interesting for me also - i've got the impression that they were bored to death with their own songs. Like some old-fat-rocksuperstars.And in fact I left Inferno few minutes after their set started - and i don't regret... those who played right before them that day were much better anyway.

And now concerning Norwegian; how to say:
"Using few words from few languages doesn't help you look clever. You'd better try to learn ONE language normally instead"

til next post

[Thordis V.]

:rolleyes: Oh no... I just know 2 languages quite good and some at an easy level... Am I clever now or not?

[Sodomy&Lust]

Well, you speak English, Italian, German, a bit of Norwegian, Spanish... And I think I've read something in Icelandish (or however it's called the language from Iceland) from you. Clever? Probably yes. Silly? Definitely not!!. I consider that learning languages is quite a difficult task (and you know a lot of them, you study Jurisprudence and post here in this forum 40 times a day.. where do you get so many time? Do days have 30 hours in Austria? :) )

[Thordis V.]

@ Sodomy: I was self-cynical ;)

Yes, I'm very good at languages. That's true. I speak English and Italian quite good, I learn Norwegian at home. I picked up some Spanish, icelandic and portugues phrases.

Jurisprudence means not much to do this term for me... I have Tuesday and Friday usually off.

But I've failed my maths final exam three times. ;) And I was really worse at maths....

Posts: It's true, I used to post a lot, but now it's getting less all in all. Recently I've posted more, even true - I was ill at home, then I there had been some interesting threads ;) and because of the planed football match.

[ThorS]

Originally posted by Thordis V.
It's from Langenscheid

what is the book called?
dou you know if there ae other langugages than norwegian?
im going to military in september and i guess learning a language is a good thing to get through the time.

[Alarikh]

Thordis:

So, you study law??? Horrible. In fact i study it also. And i speak Russian fluently (this is my mother tongue), English very good, Estonian more-or-less, and now these attempts to learn Norwegian. Plus music, plus free time....yea, 30 hours a day would be nice :-(

And a question for those who've been to Wacken before: is ther any deadline to buy tickets? I mean if i don't buy them soon, but instead wait till the last moment are there any chances that they would be sold-out somehow?

[Kroppus]

*Smiles at Thordis* Hehehehehehehe No more hiding now.. You are clever. Just admit it. Or i'll have to give you a LOOONG hug. Without shaving first :))


"Using few words from few languages doesn't help you look clever. You'd better try to learn ONE language normally instead"
is freely translated into norwegian:
Å bruke mange ord fra forskjellige språk gjør deg ikke klok, da er det bedre å lære ett språk først"

I'll try to find my Haavamaal book and i'll translate that one.
It's a good book about how norwegians are. It's mainly a bunch of verses that Odin gave to the humans in Midtgaard so that they should have some rules to live by. *grins* Jehova needed 10 commandmets and broke most of them. We got Haavamaal.
If i can find the book again :))

Thansk for adding to the thread.
And any questions is welcome. doG dammit. I'm in love so my mind can't focus really well on this. *grins* Hehehehe
Give a wild guess who i'm thinking about? And NO there's no price for the right answer. :))

[Thordis V.]

@ ThorS: It's called 'Langenscheids praktischer Sprachlehrgang' , available for many languages. Contains: 2 CD's, 1 work book and 1 book with solutions. Very costly ca. € 50. And you must be good in studying languages I think, it's not easy to teach himself a language. Norwegian is a bit easier, because many words are similar to German and English, the grammar is easier than German grammar for instance. Before I started to teach the language myself I used to read news on yahoo.no

@ Alarikh: Yes, I study jurisprudence. I think it's far more than law itself... this year I have English for jurisprudence and an Italian course. Next year I'll start with French and/or Russian. My b/f will help me with french and a russian friend with Russian.

Holger said that tickets will me sold out in June... but I'm not sure if this is true now, maybe ask him in the Q & A.

@ Kroppus: I read the Edda... so Havamál is nothing new to me... :) once I read havamál in old icelandic... terrible!!!

[TC 2000]

:D
this is all very kewl but how the hell do you pronounce it at all? I mean, I sometimes meet english dudes which I try to teach some dutch but it's simply a disaster to actually hear them say it :) there's nothing worse then calling someone a cocksucker but yet sounding like a moron yourself since you just can't pronounce norwegian? :)

[Alarikh]

True....Well i personally have a teacher, so by now i have some idea of how weird different combinations of letters may sound in Norwegian, but i am never sure with words like "cocksucker", which i can't really ask from by teacher :-)

Hey, Kroppus, maybe you should post your mobile phone number so that we would call you and ask how to pronounce certain things? :-) And make sure that you get paid in advance for such a service :-)

[Thordis V.]

I have my CD's where Norwegians are talking...

[Lvsitanno]

heheh! Storm and Isengard, for example?

[Wackianne]

Oooh, this thread slid down to the last entry on the last page... so I´m pushing it up again... The problem is... where is Kroppus???
And if he won´t come back, will any other Norwegian help...?

[Nanostorm]

Hey all, just came by this tread, had a great laugh while reading it, well this Kroppus guy really did a good job teaching you some norwegian. And he is from my hometown .... I will have to ask svartsinn who he is!! But the point is, if someone still finds interest in this I could try to keep up his exelent work!
So :

I svarte svovelstinkende hælvete (in the blackest sophur stinkin' hell !)

lets keep this thread alive, maybe I can convince the master to return!!!

Nanostorm - the storm that rages within

[xpet]

well the master has moved to Denmark... but as far as I know him I´m sure he will be back on-line sooner or later!

[Sodomy&Lust]

Well, although it seems that I'm here the whole day, I don't have many time to study the expressions in this thread, but I want to do it, since there are three extremely pretty norwegian girls in my university :)

So your work would be welcome, Nanostorm.

P.S. Is it my connection or the forum goes fucking slooooooow today? And it's doing strange things, sometimes, when I click on the reply button a message appears saying me that I'm not logged :confused:

[gnoff]

Sodomy, regarding the connection speed, I'm experiencing these pages as extremely slow today as well.

Hopefully it will get better, but I guess more and more people do what I did and sign up for a new account and take up bandwidth :(

[Svartsinn]

Yep, fucking slow indeed...

Some more Norwegian:

Fittetryne = Pussy face
Kyllinghjerne = Chicken Brain
Sjitstapper = uh, a really bad word for a male Faggot
Skjøge = a nasty word for Bitch

Well, more words to come...right Nanostorm?

Svartsinn

[Nanostorm]

Ok then - here is some sentences for picking up norwegian girls:

Du har nydelige øyne - you have beutifull eyes

Du lukter så godt - you smell really good

Du er så annerledes - you are so different from everybody else (a sure winner..)

Jeg spanderer en øl - i'll buy you a beer

Jeg blir så glad når jeg ser deg - I become happy when I see you

Jeg har sett på deg i hele kveld - I have been watching you all night

Du er nydelig - you are gorgeous!

And if there's no such luck:

Så stikk av di støgge fitte - then, fuck of you ugly cunt

well, enjoy ... and put to good use!

[Iscariot]

great! the revival of this thread
Go on with the good work!

[Sodomy&Lust]

What about some pronunciation lessons? Those 'a' with a circle over it, and those 'o' with a line among it......

[Svartsinn]

Yes...it's those strange letters we use in Norway:

Æ Ø Å

Don't really know how to explain in words, but it's easier to explain if I could like tell you in person - we should have a Norwegian class at the Forum-Camp! hehe

[Sodomy&Lust]

OK, but, please, do it before the 10th beer :D Otherwise it'll be useless :)

[Svartsinn]

While we're at it - here's some more sentences:

Gå å heng deg din verdiløse taper! = Go hang yourself you worthless looser (Often said about wannabe Hip-Hoppers in my town)

Dra på deg buksa di ape! =Pull up your pant your pants monkey!
(Also said about wannabe Hip-Hoppers...)

Gi meg en øl kjære venn = Bring me beer dear friend!

Slutt å sikle på meg da din gris! = Stop drooling over me you pig!
(Often said to metal-guys when picking up "pink" girls)

Sug og svelg, god helg! = Suck and swallow, have a nice weekend! (You figure it out...)

Ta meg i rassen din hingst! = Fuck my ass you stud!
(Uh..momma!)

Faen hvor dyrt det er da! = Fuck, it is so expensive! (Said every day when we're bying something in Norway)

Ok, that's enough for now!

Svartsinn

[Lord Mæle]

I guess "How to swear in trøndersk" would be a more correct name to this thread, but to make things more accurate someone who knows fonetic-writing should join the discussion...
Here are some useful phrases if you meet someone at wacken with a big fat mustache, moccasins(?), white tennis-socks and snus...(A weird variant of tobacco, look out for large upper lips). We call these creatures "Trøndere", but in a matter of speaking, they are Norwegians too..... Here are some of my favs;

- "Seinn mæ en karsk, kjære kelner!" (Pass me the moonshine and coffe, waiter)

-"Herre her e mi snusdås!" (Don't touch my snus, you cunt!)

- "Dæffen steike!" (Holy Jesus!)

-"Mytjy lys og mytjy varme"
( Lots of light and warmth) A trønder-ish salute, feel honored if anyone greets u with this one! Look out if u hear these words sung, that means that a drunken trønder is on the loose!

Watch out for pt. 2 of "How to cope with trønders"!
P.S: u guys from Trondjheim: Are u going to join the Scream-bus to Wacken?

[Skygge]

Though I should add a few nice phrases myself.

Til Valhall vi drar = To Valhalla We go

Måtte din veike sjel lide i Helheims evige flammer = May your weak soul suffer in the eternal flames of Helheim

Gå sorgens vei = Walk the path of sorrow (Satyricon song)

Troll skal atter herske = Trolls shall rule again/Trolls shall again rule (from the lyrics of Troll - Trollstorm over Nidingjuv)

Mørk Evig Vinter = Dark Eternal Winter

I et hendensk land = In A Heathen Land

Under tredje rot av yggdrasil = under the third root of Yggdrasil

Og i mørket ... bind dem = And in the darkness... bind them

Troll vandrer i skogsmørket = Trolls wander in the forest darkness

[Nanostorm]

Well about Æ Ø and Å, I'll try to explain.

Examples

The Æ: the english word: "sand", the a here is pronunced as a Æ, we could write it in norwegian as; "sænd", ok?

The Å: the word "open" the o sounds like a Å and an u, - so in norwegian writing; "åupen"

The Ø: the english word "run" has a u that sounds like our Ø, so in norwegian we could write it "røn".

Hope that made some or any sense at all. Feel fre to ask if you have problems

He he, hi hi hi - de gærne har det godt!!

[Svartsinn]

Lord Mæle...Nanostorm is going with the Scream-buss methinks - but me and some others are going by train and boat and so on...fun! :)

[Svartsinn]

Here are some more essential Norwegian words sentences, perhsaps especially for black metal people:

- Selvmord = Suicide
- Mord = Murder
- Å drepe = To kill
- Brenn den jævla kirka! = Burn that fucking church!
- Dø din kristne kjøter! = Die you christian bastard!
- Du som hater Gud = You that hate God (A famous song title from an even more famous Norwegian band)
- Drep De Kristne = Kill the Christians (A famous title on a Norwegian BM album...)
- Din hyklerske prestfaen! = You fucking Hypycrite Priest!
(alot of priests are rapists and child molestors hiding behind their religion...honest! Just happened to a 7 year old here in Norway)

Some other words:
- Hore = Whore/Prostitute (the profession...) /Slut (A girl who sleeps around alot...ALOT)
- Drittstapper = A different word for a Faggot (Shit pusher, hehe)
- Kuksuger = Cocksucker
- Fittestyrt = Pussy Whipped (Hail the good old S.O.D!)

Enjoy!

[Lucretia]

thought we should push this thread to the top again, as there are a lot of new ppl - maybe you wanna teach us some swearing in YOUR language?

Especially @ Ormir, could you teach us some finnish?

[monochrom]

Also, I would like to know what "nice ass" means in norwegian (or any language), as I sometimes have the urge to tell the ladies. It's nice when people understand you...

[Ormir]

Somehow the Scandic swearwords always sound really tame. They really don't have a brutal language, and it's not good for swearing. In Finland, almost all of the Swedish people living here swear in Finnish, and I understand some Finnish swear words are popular over there too. Same problem with German really. They don't have that slavic rage in them. Here's Finnish masterclass :D

Vittu = cunt/fuck
Saatana = Satan, used as a swear word
Perkele = probably the best known one, perkele was voted the best swearword in the world in some poll :D It means "devil"
Helvetti = Hell
Paska = shit, not used so much in cursing, but as an adjective
Huora = whore, what all women are when you're drunk :D
Perse = ass
Kalu/Kulli/ = dick/tool
Homo = gay/fag (Finnish does not have many words for this)

Now some phrases:

Vitun kätyri = Fucking Moron
Saatanan pelle = Goddamn clown (not satanic clown!)
Perkele! = Use this as often as possible, no matter what the situation. Perkele can be put in the middle of any phrase to add strength.
Vittu saatana = Translates to fucking hell :D

[Sodomy&Lust]

Originally posted by monochrom
Also, I would like to know what "nice ass" means in norwegian (or any language), as I sometimes have the urge to tell the ladies. It's nice when people understand you...
In Spanish you can say:

"Bonito culo"

or

"Bonito trasero" (sounds a bit more polite) :)

[monochrom]

Thx Sodomy, very cool, all the nice spanish asses will from now on get monos worship in their native tongue.

[Lucretia]

@ Ormir
hey, cool, thanks! I was asking cos a friend of mine wanted to know some slang words and stuff for travelling to Helsinki around New Years Eve :D
So are there also any NICE things a girl should know for going out and meeting guys? :D

[mugabe]

Originally posted by Lucretia
So are there also any NICE things a girl should know for going out and meeting guys? :D
In Finland? Be blonde. Be quiet. Be drunk. ;)

/mug

[Lucretia]

LOL
I meant things to say, not to behave :D
and she isn´t blonde and quiet, btw :D

[Supercharger]

hmm What should I know about German girls when I ever get the opportunity to go out and party in Germany? :D

[Lucretia]

dunno... lets ask the guys :D

[Supercharger]

hmm..okey let me refrase the question

what should I know when I want to approach German girls? :D

or better not what to do :D

[Lucretia]

don´t say that you are Dutch :D ;)
Besides that, just behave as usual :D

[Supercharger]

ehmm..what do German girls have against Dutch dudes? :D

[Lucretia]

actually nothing I think - was just a joke ;)

[Supercharger]

sorry to say..a bad joke I might add :D

but hell my jokes are far worse :D

[Lucretia]

:p
I´m sure the Dutch are making jokes about the Germans as well :D

[Supercharger]

oh we do..but most jokes are about Belgians because they're almost like Dutch but a lot "softer" but far more civilised :D

[Dionysos]

[i] I was asking cos a friend of mine wanted to know some slang words and stuff for travelling to Helsinki around New Years Eve :D
So are there also any NICE things a girl should know for going out and meeting guys? :D [/B]

Olut, bisse, birra, stobe, tuoppi...=Beer
Kulta=Honey

So here we go...

Kulta, maistuisiko vielä yksi olut? = Would you like another beer, honey?

That should work.

[Sodomy&Lust]

Originally posted by Supercharger
what should I know when I want to approach German girls? :D


Tell her: "Entschuldigung, möchten Sie meine Wurst saugen?". You'll succeed, that's sure.

[monochrom]

Originally posted by Sodomy&Lust
Tell her: "Entschuldigung, möchten Sie meine Wurst saugen?". You'll succeed, that's sure.

PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST!

Yeah, go for that approach, you'll make friends easiliy!

[Svartsinn]

To Monochrom:

Nice ass in Norwegian:

You have a nice ass = Du har ei fin rumpe or you can say it a bit different: Deilig rumpe du har!

Ok?

[Ormir]

Originally posted by mugabe
In Finland? Be blonde. Be quiet. Be drunk. ;)

/mug
We have too many blondes here :p I know a lot of people like dark girls for being exotic :D

[Ormir]

Originally posted by Lucretia
@ Ormir
hey, cool, thanks! I was asking cos a friend of mine wanted to know some slang words and stuff for travelling to Helsinki around New Years Eve :D
So are there also any NICE things a girl should know for going out and meeting guys? :D
Oh yes :D

Hyvä perse = nice ass
Naidaanko? = wanna have sex?
Meillle vai teille? = your place or mine?
Vaatteet pois perkele! = take your clothes off perkele!
Missä Ormir asuu? = Where does Ormir live?

Those should work if she wants to meet Finnish guys :D

[Lucretia]

thanks again. I´ll email her all that stuff I think :) Hope she tells me if it worked :D
just seen, you have a similar thread at the DT forum, I´ll have to read that when I have more time :D

@ Svartsinn
can´t help myself, but that rumpe thing sounds just funny :D

[monochrom]

@lucretia: Rumpe is a super word for ass, isn't it?

@all: thx a lot - you rule very much!

[Lucretia]

yeah, it definitely is :D

[Supercharger]

hmm there must be a lot a big "Rumpes" in my county :D

We do have a saying about people who have a big Rumpe which is "Can we jump on and catch a ride? " :D

[Svartsinn]

@lucretia - Hehe, very funny indeed...alot of Norwegian sounds funny you know :)

Some grammar:

One Ass = Ei Rumpe
Several Asses = Flere Rumper
Your ass = Rumpen din (can also say = rumpa di)
All these asses = Alle disse rumpene

Hohoho

Sug fisringen min din blodhomse! (oh, nasty....)

JRP

[Lucretia]

cool!!! I´ll try to keep that in my mind :D
ROFL

[Supercharger]

hmm..finnish and swedish sound very weird in my ears also :D

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Svartsinn
@lucretia - Hehe, very funny indeed...alot of Norwegian sounds funny you know :)

Sug fisringen min din blodhomse! (oh, nasty....)

JRP

Den var nu ikke so könt egaas?

[Nasty]

So, can anyone tell me why Norwegian is not on this one? http://www.insults.net/html/swear/

[ShizzoKrause]

Originally posted by Nasty
So, can anyone tell me why Norwegian is not on this one? http://www.insults.net/html/swear/

But it is on there... :confused:

[Nasty]

You're right; entirely in the left column.. My mistake...
This is a nice one..
runknisse = wanking gnome

haha, isn't it great, insulting people in their own language?

[Supercharger]

yeah indeed nasty :D

[gnoff]

Originally posted by Nasty


runknisse = wanking gnome



Hmmm, that mean something else in swedish :D

N.P. Amon Amarth - Siegreicher March

[Lucretia]

here´s another great page concerning beer and Norwegian :D
http://www.monochrome.com/hogorok/

[putridtorture]

Ah man this thread is fucking genius!

[Supercharger]

Off course it is :D

[Nasty]

See, no matter how different we all are, swearing brings us all together... Make verbal war, not love!

[putridtorture]

FUUUUCK! :P hehe, verbal war lol.

[Thordis V.]

Originally posted by Svartsinn
@lucretia - Hehe, very funny indeed...alot of Norwegian sounds funny you know :)

Some grammar:

One Ass = Ei Rumpe
Several Asses = Flere Rumper
Your ass = Rumpen din (can also say = rumpa di)
All these asses = Alle disse rumpene

Hohoho

Sug fisringen min din blodhomse! (oh, nasty....)

JRP

The grammar is pretty easy, that's what I like about the language.
But this term I took definitly to many language courses at university, but I'll get all good marks again :D - and still no Norwegian is offered.

[Rock'n'Roll]

Du er faen meg det styggeste jeg har sett...
(You are the most ugly thing I ever saw...)

Se til helvete å pell deg vekk... (å=aa or au)
(Get your ass out of here...)

Gi faen i å snike i køen... (say-köen)
(Get back in line...)

Du lukter noe inn i helvete vondt...
(You smell bad...)

Det smakte helt for jævlig... (say-jaevlig)
(It tasted too bad...)

Ditt helvetes grisetryne...
(You ugly pigface...)

ENJOY! :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Tired of learning norwegian... :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Anyone fancy picking up some norwegian nasty language....?:D:D:D:D:D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Everyone got tired of Norwegian swearing...:p:D:D:D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Det ser ikke ut som noen vil lære å banne lenger, kanskje det er gått av moten...:D:D:D

[Rockmaid]

Jøss,en Kroppus-tråd :D

Ka farsken,vil dæm ikkje bainn?

[Rock'n'Roll]

Nei, jeg har faen meg prøvd å hente denne forjævlige tråden frem fra glemselen en haug med ganger...:D:D:D

[Rockmaid]

Hadde Wacken vært i Norge,så kanskje.. :D :D :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Tyskerne er svært grove på mange områder, men tydeligvis ikke i munn.:D:D:D

[Rockmaid]

Er scheisse tysk? I såfall er det det eneste banneordet jeg kan på det språket. Elendige greier! :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Rockmaid
Er scheisse tysk? I såfall er det det eneste banneordet jeg kan på det språket. Elendige greier! :D Ja, men det kan du bruke, bare post det i alle trådene du finner på det tyske forumet...:D:D:D:D:D

[Rock'n'Roll]

God damn = Gud forby :D:D:D

[Fallen_Knight]

hehe. kul :)

[Rock'n'Roll]

What about learning us some swedish nasty language...:D:D:D

[Fallen_Knight]

They are not funny ....
or..hmm

the old swedish is better to swear in :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Fallen_Knight
They are not funny ....
or..hmm

the old swedish is better to swear in :D Some viking swear words...:D:D:D

[Fallen_Knight]

:D :D :D :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Fallen_Knight
:D :D :D :D That was a very nasty smile...:D:D:D

[schneeWITCHen]

can somebody translate this for me into norwegian plz ?


Steadily on jagged wings
Feather black against the burning sky
Spread your wings and ride the wind
Gaze down on me with blackest eyes.

Fly my ravens, fly ahead.
Over the mountains and endless sky
Fly my ravens, fly ahead
Over the mountains over my head.
Let the wind carry you up high.

Fly my ravens, it's time to fly,
And for me maybe to die.

Valley of Death in the land of no return...
The moment of glory or death...

(bathory - the ravens)




thanx :) :) :)

[Rockmaid]

Originally posted by schneeWITCHen
can somebody translate this for me into norwegian plz ?


Steadily on jagged wings
Feather black against the burning sky
Spread your wings and ride the wind
Gaze down on me with blackest eyes.

Fly my ravens, fly ahead.
Over the mountains and endless sky
Fly my ravens, fly ahead
Over the mountains over my head.
Let the wind carry you up high.

Fly my ravens, it's time to fly,
And for me maybe to die.

Valley of Death in the land of no return...
The moment of glory or death...

(bathory - the ravens)




thanx :) :) :)

I gave it a try,at least.. :)

Stødig på taggete vinger
Svarte fjær mot den brennende himmelen
Spre dine vinger og ri på vinden
Kikk ned på meg med de svarteste øyne

Fly,mine ravner,fly fremad
Over fjellene og den uendelige himmel
Fly,mine ravner,fly fremad
Over fjellene og over hodet mitt
La vinden bære deg høyt opp

Fly,mine ravner, det er på tide å fly
Og for meg kanskje å dø

Dødsdalen i landet uten utvei
Stunden av salighet eller død

[schneeWITCHen]

thaaaank you :) :) :) :)

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Rockmaid
I gave it a try,at least.. :) Flink du...:)

[Rockmaid]

Originally posted by Rock'n'Roll
Flink du...:)

Takker :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Rockmaid
Takker :D Bukker:D

[Hammered_gods]

You don't use in any other language than czech "go to ass or go to cunt" instead of go to hell?:( Or you shit me very much?Or you bitched dick"?"makes a sad face" :D:D:D

[Rosk]

Originally posted by Hammered_gods
You don't use in any other language than czech "go to ass or go to cunt" instead of go to hell?:( Or you shit me very much?Or you bitched dick"?"makes a sad face" :D:D:D

Here in Mexico we say something like "Go to the dick", and it's a little bit "stronger" than go to hell....:rolleyes: :D

[Hammered_gods]

And what about:
Curaku zkurvenej (you bitched dick)
Kurva tos posral (bitch you shit(fucked up) that)
Neser mi.(don't shit me(piss me off)
Necum na me jak pica (don't look at me like a cunt)
Vyliz mi prdel (lick my ass)

??:D

[dittohead]

meise

[Puschel]

gjorde De forstår at den el Puschelo nå taler norsk også? :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Originally posted by Puschel
gjorde De forstår at den el Puschelo nå taler norsk også? :D Men kan du noen stygge ord da...? :D:D:D

[dragonqueen]

norwegian insultings have always sounded funny to me, somehow :D

[dittohead]

Originally posted by dragonqueen
norwegian insultings have always sounded funny to me, somehow :D
hehe the London cockny accent is weird-er :D:D

[dragonqueen]

Originally posted by dittohead
hehe the London cockny accent is weird-er :D:D

well....YES!
but the yorkshire one is also not bad at all! :D

[dittohead]

Originally posted by dragonqueen
well....YES!
but the yorkshire one is also not bad at all! :D
hahah thats worse :D

[Rock'n'Roll]

Fy Flate

[Sweetlittleelise]

Hi, I just joined the forum. Let me introduce myself: I'm a 20-year metal girl from Enschede - The Netherlands. I was curious about Scandinavian swear words, because I'm writing a little story for a game. I can exchange some good Dutch swearwords with you, if you like. The Dutch are very rude and very amusing when they swear. :)

[Hammered_gods]

Hi, I just joined the forum. Let me introduce myself: I'm a 20-year metal girl from Enschede - The Netherlands. I was curious about Scandinavian swear words, because I'm writing a little story for a game. I can exchange some good Dutch swearwords with you, if you like. The Dutch are very rude and very amusing when they swear. :)

Yeah czechs also :D Americans can swear only five minutes without repeating one word twice. Czech people can swear whole day cause we can create new words from old ones and other czech people will allways understand it :D:D:D

[LooseCannon]

Americans can swear only five minutes without repeating one word twice.:D:D:D




HEY!I'm resemble that FUCKING remark.

[Sweetlittleelise]

:cool:

The Dutch are one of the few people in the world who swear with diseases. Words like "kanker" (cancer), "tering" (tuberculosis) and "tyfus" are often placed before another word. So with the word "hoer" (slut) you get words like:

Kankerhoer
Teringhoer
Tyfushoer

And that's the secret of swearing in Dutch: we use lots of disgusting diseases and combine endlessly.

[The Raven]

well, here's an Indian curse

teri maa ki gaand mein pakode!

[monochrom]

well, here's an Indian curse

teri maa ki gaand mein pakode!

"Let down your trousers, you terrible son of a frog?"

[MrHellRaiser]

:cool:

The Dutch are one of the few people in the world who swear with diseases. Words like "kanker" (cancer), "tering" (tuberculosis) and "tyfus" are often placed before another word. So with the word "hoer" (slut) you get words like:

Kankerhoer
Teringhoer
Tyfushoer

And that's the secret of swearing in Dutch: we use lots of disgusting diseases and combine endlessly.

that's sounds cool.
tell us more !

[MrHellRaiser]

"Let down your trousers, you terrible son of a frog?"

good guess ? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[MrHellRaiser]

here's something in hebrew

"imash'ha sharmuta mizdayenet batahat"

your mom is an ass-fucked whore
:-)

[gnoff]

gjorde De forstår at den el Puschelo nå taler norsk også? :D

Men nu har jag fått en ny Puschel att ta hem :D

[The Raven]

"Let down your trousers, you terrible son of a frog?"

Hehehehe no. it's very…..vulgar, means, "may there be fried goodies in your mother's cnut!"

[MrHellRaiser]

Hehehehe no. it's very…..vulgar, means, "may there be fried goodies in your mother's cnut!"

sweet :-)

[The Raven]

To be used on men - Lund fakir

[LEX]

Hehehehe no. it's very…..vulgar, means, "may there be fried goodies in your mother's cnut!"
:D :D :D that's funny :p :p
made me think of doghnut holes for some reason :rolleyes: :D

[Rain]

Wow, what a great thread! :D

I'm going to Oslo for half a year as exchange student... this will make it a lot easier to deal with all idiots who get on my nerves!

[LooseCannon]

I know a few choice words in Russian my dad taught me that I wouldn't use in front of my grandmother.

[Thordis V.]

I wish I could understand the words my neighbours are using right now while fighting :D

[Rain]

I wish I could understand the words my neighbours are using right now while fighting :D
Norwegian Neighbours? Wow, I want some as well!:D

[Thordis V.]

Norwegian Neighbours? Wow, I want some as well!:D

huh? No...

[Thordis V.]

guess it is serbian or croatian since they are migrants from former Yugoslavia... well maybe it's better not to understand it - it doesn't sound nice :D

[TALKHEAVY]

Hehehehe no. it's very…..vulgar, means, "may there be fried goodies in your mother's cnut!"
Knut is a name for a man coming from the German northern shoreline! Knut will ejoy fried things Im sure! its very cold in the north!